All of the Movies

Part of my "homework" for my job is to watch every movie every made, so that I can give accurate reviews to my customers. I decided to compile my thoughts in one place, so that I can look back and remember how I felt.

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Top 5 Movies of All Time According to Me:
5. Safety Not Guaranteed
4. Easy A
3. The Fountain
2. Donnie Darko
1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


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Oh my god, Orange is the New Black was probably one of the best TV shows I’ve seen in a long time. It’s funny, it’s serious, it’s dramatic, it’s original. It had a marvelous cast, and I sat through the whole show in less than three days (WHILE ON VACATION!!). Definitely worth watching. Now. Go on Netflix and stream it now. I mean it. 

5/5

Oh my god, Orange is the New Black was probably one of the best TV shows I’ve seen in a long time. It’s funny, it’s serious, it’s dramatic, it’s original. It had a marvelous cast, and I sat through the whole show in less than three days (WHILE ON VACATION!!). Definitely worth watching. Now. Go on Netflix and stream it now. I mean it. 

5/5

For some reason, I assumed that Between Us would be a good movie. It was not. The entire movie was flashbacks of past fights intertwined with the current fight going on between four friends. It wasn’t funny or interesting or anything. I mean, I was REALLY disappointed. An hour and a half of arguing on screen. I could have just gone to a restaurant and people watched instead - I bet those fights would have at least been interesting. 
1/5

For some reason, I assumed that Between Us would be a good movie. It was not. The entire movie was flashbacks of past fights intertwined with the current fight going on between four friends. It wasn’t funny or interesting or anything. I mean, I was REALLY disappointed. An hour and a half of arguing on screen. I could have just gone to a restaurant and people watched instead - I bet those fights would have at least been interesting. 

1/5

Rolling Kansas was a pretty good movie! It gets rented frequently at Family Video, so I wanted to check it out. It was funny and kind of thought provoking and the whole cast did a great job. Definitely enjoyed it. 
5/5

Rolling Kansas was a pretty good movie! It gets rented frequently at Family Video, so I wanted to check it out. It was funny and kind of thought provoking and the whole cast did a great job. Definitely enjoyed it. 

5/5

I really didn’t love Hesher. I’m growing to love Joseph Gordon-Levitt more and more with every movie I see him in, but this one just wasn’t that great. I thought it was supposed to be at least a little funny, but it really wasn’t at all. And I don’t like Natalie Portman, so maybe that was it. It was just really dark, with lots of abuse, and not my cup of tea. Sorry.
2/5

I really didn’t love Hesher. I’m growing to love Joseph Gordon-Levitt more and more with every movie I see him in, but this one just wasn’t that great. I thought it was supposed to be at least a little funny, but it really wasn’t at all. And I don’t like Natalie Portman, so maybe that was it. It was just really dark, with lots of abuse, and not my cup of tea. Sorry.

2/5

Would You Rather? was far, FAR more intense than I had expected! I really liked it though. There were a couple little plot twists, and I didn’t expect the ending until immediately before it happened. Definitely a good movie! 

Would You Rather? was far, FAR more intense than I had expected! I really liked it though. There were a couple little plot twists, and I didn’t expect the ending until immediately before it happened. Definitely a good movie! 

Admission was a fantastic movie! I thought it was a comedy, but it really wasn’t. It told a great story, had a brilliant cast, and was just all around enjoyable. Just a bit shy of two hours, but it didn’t even feel long. Definitely a huge selling point for me! Give this one a go, guys!

Admission was a fantastic movie! I thought it was a comedy, but it really wasn’t. It told a great story, had a brilliant cast, and was just all around enjoyable. Just a bit shy of two hours, but it didn’t even feel long. Definitely a huge selling point for me! Give this one a go, guys!

Despicable Me 2 was absolutely adorable. Hilarious, cute, and a great sequel. The story line was extremely different from the first movie. It wasn’t just a re-make with different characters. It was totally different. I loved it, and I HIGHLY recommend it!

5/5

Despicable Me 2 was absolutely adorable. Hilarious, cute, and a great sequel. The story line was extremely different from the first movie. It wasn’t just a re-make with different characters. It was totally different. I loved it, and I HIGHLY recommend it!

5/5

The Tower was actually really intense! There were heart racing moments and moments that almost brought a tear to my eye. Maybe I’m just emotional today, but it was pretty good! I read somewhere that it was basically just a remake, and since I haven’t seen the original, I don’t have a strong sense of how they did, but I was still impressed. 
4.5/5

The Tower was actually really intense! There were heart racing moments and moments that almost brought a tear to my eye. Maybe I’m just emotional today, but it was pretty good! I read somewhere that it was basically just a remake, and since I haven’t seen the original, I don’t have a strong sense of how they did, but I was still impressed. 

4.5/5

Wiener Dog Nationals was a silly, heartwarming movie. I didn’t really love it, but it would be a great kids movie. Plus, who doesn’t love wiener dogs? And watching them run is about the cutest thing ever. Definitely gets points just for those things. 
4/5

Wiener Dog Nationals was a silly, heartwarming movie. I didn’t really love it, but it would be a great kids movie. Plus, who doesn’t love wiener dogs? And watching them run is about the cutest thing ever. Definitely gets points just for those things. 

4/5

6 Souls was actually a pretty cool movie. Kind of a mix between psychological thriller and horror. It had the evil versus good elements that a lot of horror movies seem to have these days, the cast was really great (who doesn’t love Julianne Moore), and the story line was pretty well put together. I didn’t expect things to go the way they did, and even the things that I assumed would happen kind of surprised me anyway. I wouldn’t say that it was fantastic by any means, but it didn’t disappoint me, either.
4/5

6 Souls was actually a pretty cool movie. Kind of a mix between psychological thriller and horror. It had the evil versus good elements that a lot of horror movies seem to have these days, the cast was really great (who doesn’t love Julianne Moore), and the story line was pretty well put together. I didn’t expect things to go the way they did, and even the things that I assumed would happen kind of surprised me anyway. I wouldn’t say that it was fantastic by any means, but it didn’t disappoint me, either.

4/5