All of the Movies

Part of my "homework" for my job is to watch every movie every made, so that I can give accurate reviews to my customers. I decided to compile my thoughts in one place, so that I can look back and remember how I felt.

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Top 5 Movies of All Time According to Me:
5. Safety Not Guaranteed
4. Easy A
3. The Fountain
2. Donnie Darko
1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


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With all of the (now) big name actors in Airheads, I don’t know how I haven’t seen it until today. It was actually a really great movie, and I enjoyed seeing the younger actors do their thing. The story itself was apparently based on fact, which I thought made it all the more interesting to watch. If you haven’t seen this oldie, I highly recommend it.
4.5/5 

With all of the (now) big name actors in Airheads, I don’t know how I haven’t seen it until today. It was actually a really great movie, and I enjoyed seeing the younger actors do their thing. The story itself was apparently based on fact, which I thought made it all the more interesting to watch. If you haven’t seen this oldie, I highly recommend it.

4.5/5 

Cottage Country was the best comedic horror movie that I’ve seen in ages. The previews gave me hope, but I am usually disappointed, so I didn’t expect a whole lot. For once, though, I was totally thrilled that I gave it a shot. There were moments that were actually laugh out loud funny and the ending was more than I could have hoped for. Lucy Punch has always been an odd favorite of mine, and she was hilarious with her Russian(?) accent. Definitely a great choice if you’re looking for something funny and off the beaten path. 
5/5

Cottage Country was the best comedic horror movie that I’ve seen in ages. The previews gave me hope, but I am usually disappointed, so I didn’t expect a whole lot. For once, though, I was totally thrilled that I gave it a shot. There were moments that were actually laugh out loud funny and the ending was more than I could have hoped for. Lucy Punch has always been an odd favorite of mine, and she was hilarious with her Russian(?) accent. Definitely a great choice if you’re looking for something funny and off the beaten path. 

5/5

The Last Exorcism Part II was actually really impressive. I loved the story, the acting, and the overall portrayal. I didn’t expect much from it, but I’m glad I gave it a shot. There was a lot of use of old lore, and since my boyfriend is really into all of that sort of thing, he filled me in on any bits that I had questions about. Ashley Bell was stunning to me in a very simple way, but I definitely enjoyed her performance. I honestly think I’d have to say I even recommend this one!!
5/5

The Last Exorcism Part II was actually really impressive. I loved the story, the acting, and the overall portrayal. I didn’t expect much from it, but I’m glad I gave it a shot. There was a lot of use of old lore, and since my boyfriend is really into all of that sort of thing, he filled me in on any bits that I had questions about. Ashley Bell was stunning to me in a very simple way, but I definitely enjoyed her performance. I honestly think I’d have to say I even recommend this one!!

5/5

I watched Greystone Park just now, years after it had been recommended to me by a customer at Family Video. Quality-wise, the movie was actually pretty good compared to what I’ve been watching lately. But in other regards, it was really pretty blah. Three kids go to an old insane asylum, and then they start to go crazy. It wasn’t bad, but I don’t actually think I would recommend it. There wasn’t much of a plot, and there was hardly any story resolution. 
3/5

I watched Greystone Park just now, years after it had been recommended to me by a customer at Family Video. Quality-wise, the movie was actually pretty good compared to what I’ve been watching lately. But in other regards, it was really pretty blah. Three kids go to an old insane asylum, and then they start to go crazy. It wasn’t bad, but I don’t actually think I would recommend it. There wasn’t much of a plot, and there was hardly any story resolution. 

3/5

Blood Creek was a GREAT movie! There was a clear story line, the perfect amount of suspense, and really well spaced development. I was very surprised by the fact that I enjoyed the movie, the idea of Nazi zombies wasn’t really something I expected to become enthralled by, but it turned out to be great. I highly recommend it if you like horror type movies with good amounts of suspense and mystery. I almost hope they make a second one!
4.5/5

Blood Creek was a GREAT movie! There was a clear story line, the perfect amount of suspense, and really well spaced development. I was very surprised by the fact that I enjoyed the movie, the idea of Nazi zombies wasn’t really something I expected to become enthralled by, but it turned out to be great. I highly recommend it if you like horror type movies with good amounts of suspense and mystery. I almost hope they make a second one!

4.5/5

I actually kind of liked Fields of the Dead. There was a story line, a clear plot, and character development. I don’t know if I just missed what the kids were researching, or if it just wasn’t made clear. I think that might have made a difference as far as my level of interest. There were still quite a few things that didn’t really come together for me in the end either though, so I can’t give it a very high rating. Of all of the movies I’ve watched so far today, however, it’s probably my favorite so far (the other two being The Ganzfeld Haunting and 13/13/13).
3/5

I actually kind of liked Fields of the Dead. There was a story line, a clear plot, and character development. I don’t know if I just missed what the kids were researching, or if it just wasn’t made clear. I think that might have made a difference as far as my level of interest. There were still quite a few things that didn’t really come together for me in the end either though, so I can’t give it a very high rating. Of all of the movies I’ve watched so far today, however, it’s probably my favorite so far (the other two being The Ganzfeld Haunting and 13/13/13).

3/5

The Ganzfeld Haunting was filled with unnecessary amounts of drug use and sex. I’m normally not so against it, but this one just kind of ruined it for me. There was pretty much no explanation as to what the Ganzfeld Experiments even were, which left me with a lot of questions. The ending was pretty much what you would expect, except that it left a lot unanswered and felt like they just stopped trying. It wasn’t the worst movie I’ve seen, and it had potential, but it wasn’t that great.
2/5

The Ganzfeld Haunting was filled with unnecessary amounts of drug use and sex. I’m normally not so against it, but this one just kind of ruined it for me. There was pretty much no explanation as to what the Ganzfeld Experiments even were, which left me with a lot of questions. The ending was pretty much what you would expect, except that it left a lot unanswered and felt like they just stopped trying. It wasn’t the worst movie I’ve seen, and it had potential, but it wasn’t that great.

2/5

13/13/13 was a TERRIBLE movie. The premise could have been really cool, and the story could have really gone somewhere, but it didn’t.There wasn’t enough character or plot development. Everything just happened, with little to no explanation - just a lot of killing and fighting. I definitely had much higher hopes. 
1/5

13/13/13 was a TERRIBLE movie. The premise could have been really cool, and the story could have really gone somewhere, but it didn’t.There wasn’t enough character or plot development. Everything just happened, with little to no explanation - just a lot of killing and fighting. I definitely had much higher hopes. 

1/5

Oh my god, Orange is the New Black was probably one of the best TV shows I’ve seen in a long time. It’s funny, it’s serious, it’s dramatic, it’s original. It had a marvelous cast, and I sat through the whole show in less than three days (WHILE ON VACATION!!). Definitely worth watching. Now. Go on Netflix and stream it now. I mean it. 

5/5

Oh my god, Orange is the New Black was probably one of the best TV shows I’ve seen in a long time. It’s funny, it’s serious, it’s dramatic, it’s original. It had a marvelous cast, and I sat through the whole show in less than three days (WHILE ON VACATION!!). Definitely worth watching. Now. Go on Netflix and stream it now. I mean it. 

5/5

For some reason, I assumed that Between Us would be a good movie. It was not. The entire movie was flashbacks of past fights intertwined with the current fight going on between four friends. It wasn’t funny or interesting or anything. I mean, I was REALLY disappointed. An hour and a half of arguing on screen. I could have just gone to a restaurant and people watched instead - I bet those fights would have at least been interesting. 
1/5

For some reason, I assumed that Between Us would be a good movie. It was not. The entire movie was flashbacks of past fights intertwined with the current fight going on between four friends. It wasn’t funny or interesting or anything. I mean, I was REALLY disappointed. An hour and a half of arguing on screen. I could have just gone to a restaurant and people watched instead - I bet those fights would have at least been interesting. 

1/5